Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Why ask Why?

To cute not to share.............

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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** (my favorite)All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't buy me happiness.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who rode horses
sidesaddle.

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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I used to be very indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

3 comments:

Donna said...

Love your favorite too!!

T & R McGrath said...

Hi Gina, thanks for the laugh....I needed it!

Have a great day!

Tracy

Jonni said...

This is great Gina! :)